General Surgery turns Judge

Far from leading a mundane existence outside of the Centre our heroines, both with a gifted and scientific approach to expanding consciousness, have developed a whole new way of living, with our Professor of General Surgery setting a fine example of how it is indeed possible to turn a life around. Admittedly the title of Professor assures that more doors open more quickly but don't lose heart and sentence yourself to a life of ordinariness.

The door opened initially in Australia for General Surgery but as you can see another quickly opened in the United States where she is fast becoming one of the most influential judges in the nation.

She sat on a case of national interest regarding same-sex marriage which by special permission was televised to get this subject out into the open and hotly debated. However, as persuasive as she may be, a final decision has yet to be reached.

We have been given permission by the court, and indeed by the two gentleman who appear in the photo at right, to publish it on this website. It is not for us to make any disparaging comments on the situation other than to report that the photo was called as Exhibit Obscene in court. The explanation for this, apparently, was they had run out of alphanumerals when indexing the exhibits.

And, on very special invitation General Surgery was invited to be the Presiding Judge in place of Judge Judy who had been called away to sort out an urgent family matter.

A proud moment.

Once back in Australia General Surgery took time out to contemplate the large number of cases that were assigned to her in the US and which companies she could entrust the transcripts to.

She says surfing the frothy Australian waves nearly always brings her clarity of mind when faced with a major decision.

Life really IS a bowl of cherries once you understand the Law -
The Professor of General Surgery

Of course, the Australian beach scene wouldn't be complete without General Surgery always at the ready for emergencies. Even though she is currently contemplative of legal matters, her eyes roam the environment for any signs of medical distress or unprofessional CPR taking place among the prostrate bodies so she can intervene immediately. First and foremost, after all, she is a general surgeon, and being a non-person enables her to move around the scene largely unnoticed.

If you are having difficulty appreciating that just one person could fulfil two such significant roles just google "Professor of General Surgery" in the Images category of Google and you will see her listed with the other important surgical people. We won't make a big deal here about her photo always appearing in the first two slots other than to say this is no coincidence. Someone at Google knows which side their bread is buttered on and is obviously endowed with a keen sense of premonition.

Speaking of Google, and not to let the cat out of the bag, Psychiatry is approaching the good folk at Google to suggest that Google Earth software be re-scripted to make available on a global scale the real-time movements of General Surgery.

A new wave of justice for the State of Hawaii

Jumping into April 08 we find the good professor doing a legal round with Hawaii as a starting point. As seen below she arrived in her inimitable style via a large wave. Her amazing sense of balance and confidence in negotiating what must have been a tricky and difficult manoeuvre on a wave this size must be acknowledged as she glides towards the beauteous shores of Hawaii. As one would expect she surprised everyone with her method of entry. It was pre-arranged that a helicopter drop her a lei to adorn her legal attire and broadcast the fact she was arriving in peace.

The good folk of Hollywood still speak of her visit when she patriotically wore her wombat shoes and hat but it would seem she enters Hawaii in a more serious state of mind. It remains to be seen exactly what is behind this visit.

A Tale of Heroines|Psychiatry|General Surgery|Poetry