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Psychiatry's sojourn into a reflective period After an exceedingly busy inpatient practice, our Professor of Psychiatry is momentarily taking a low profile and dabbling in the art of taxidermy. She agreed to let us photograph two of her favourite accomplishments.
What a simply adorable pair of cuddlies! Psychiatry has devised a method whereby her stuffed articles will feel warm to the touch. You'll never have to say goodbye to your pet again! Both these cuties sold for extraordinary sums of money in a recent ebay auction. Psychiatry topped the Product Satisfaction ratings recently conducted in ebay. The proceeds are being contributed to the I Hate Wildlife Association in keeping with her father's wishes. Because of the phenomenal response to these creatures at auction we are running a national referendum as to whether they should replace the kangaroo and emu currently appearing on the Australian emblem. Please let us know your preference below. Would you prefer to see the koala and cat on the Australian emblem? Take our poll now. We offer you a preview below. Be sure to cast your vote!
How much can a koala bear? Psychiatry presents the Prime Minister with his own personal koala. So much of her time is spent indoors attempting to fulfil orders that she no longer sports a typical Australian tan.
The Ministers present were really taken with the koala and Psychiatry has her hands full trying to fulfil both ebay and ministerial orders. She is liaising with the Parks and Wildlife Association about the possibility of planting eucalyptus trees along suburban streets throughout the major cities of Australia so that her handiwork will all have homes in the unlikely event that their owners may tire of them. When she mentioned this to the Prime Minister he was surprisingly non-commital on this point.
A few days after the historic presentation it became obvious that Mr Howard had indeed grown fond of his koala. It is hard not to become endeared by the little bears. The onlookers appear quite amused but as they begin to see more and more folk walking the streets with their personal koalas, they too will catch the fever and experience how enriched their lives can become with a faithful bear. Even the koala, although long departed, seems to have developed a glow about itself, a special aura that promises to emanate healing waves. Psychiatry may have some secrets up her sleeve. It would seem she is continuing to attempt healing even though she has hung up her white gown for an extended period. As seen below the koalas have already begun to prove their popularity amongst a crowd of tennis spectators. Can you notice some are already glowing? These little bears provide a means for strangers to communicate with each other thereby improving both the quality of their day and their heart health. It won't be long before we see the tick of approval from the Heart Foundation as koalas overtake advertisements for margarine and lean meat cuts.
Amongst all this optimism we feel an obligation to report a small incident that occurred recently. In an unprecedented move, these koalas were photographed whilst lining up on a laneway fence near Parliament House in Canberra. It is not clear whether they were given assistance with their protest. 
As soon as General Surgery heard of this she suggested there is more than one way to stuff a bear and if they didn't heed her warning to quit the protest she would see them all in court where unfavourable consequences may befall them and that's fur sure. We managed to capture one koala's response but as yet have not been able to locate a translator. We want to make it clear that no koalas were harmed in the development of this website and that Psychiatry's first attempt at taxidermy was on a piece of roadkill. All replications are fake although, of course, this is not obvious to the naked eye. The four random bears seen above are needless little trouble-makers and will reap what they sow.
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This little chap's smile could not be much broader. He takes pride in the fact that his species will be instrumental in bringing about balance amongst humankind.